The answer? Rajinikanth.ġ0 actors have played the role of James Bond. To be or not to be? That is the question. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the ninth book. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet. Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.Ĭhuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off. Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!! When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down. If you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes it as a personal insult. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects that Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch "60 Minutes" on TV. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.at night. Rajanikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Rajanikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one can fool Rajanikanth. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror it shatters, because the mirror is not stupid enough to get in between the two Rajanikanths When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. Rajanikanth can kill a shark by drowning it. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than death can process them. Now that statue is known as "Statue of Liberty"! Once upon a time, while playing, Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl.
Rajni : Rascala how do you think the earth spins!? Micheal Jordan to Rajni : I can spin a ball on my finger for over 2 hours. Paul the Octopus was asked to predict when Rajnikant will die.
Rajnikant first takes Gold Medal and then starts the race
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Rajni will be the star lead in the remake of the movie '300'. Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG" When Rajnikant hits, facebook updates its status message! since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else The Sardarji Association has decided to donate one hundred billion dollars to Rajanikant as a token of thanks for shifting people's focus away from them!! Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other. Why did Rajni buy an acre of land with 4 wells on wach corner? To play carrom.īefore Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting. Why do Earthquakes occur? Because at that time Rajnikant's mobile is on vibration mode Think about what would have happened if Rajnikant was born 150 years ago? British would have fought for independence
Government of India pays tax to Rajnikant for living in India!ĭefinition of Solar Eclipse: When Rajnikant stares at Sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. Rajnikant did his KG from seven different places, today those places are known as IITs! Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking in India!
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